After a week or so of recording in my stateroom while cruising around the Hawaiian islands (I know, poor me), it’s good to be back in the booth at Discovery, recording billboards with my trusty #neumann. Be it ever so humble… #mahalo #adventurevo #eventhoughIhadtoputonpants 😎
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The eruption on the Big Island. Probably as close as I’ll get to molten lava, except when the carpet turns into it and I have to jump from couch to chair to get to safety. It’s about 20 miles away here. The picture doesn’t do it justice. #volcano #thepowerofnature #adventurevo
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If you’re ready for some exciting and informative shark action, here’s the Shark Week schedule. What are those circled shows? Those are the ones narrated by your favorite big, bald narrator! If you get a chance, let me know what you think! On Discovery Channel, of course. #sharkweek #bigbaldnarrator #adventurevo #primetime
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Who is pumped for Discovery’s 30th Anniversary Shark Week? Your favorite #adventurevo, that’s who! After circling for years, I am pleased to say that I got a BIG bite this year! Not just one show, but two! Listen for your favorite big, bald narrator on “Sharks Gone Wild,” a video clip show that does not involve sharks in bikinis, and “Great White Shark Babies,” where some surprising discoveries are made concerning Great Whites and their mating habits. Bonus, you’ll get to hear me say “Great White Shark erections” at least once—that alone should make you want to tune in! Shark Week starts this Sunday, 22 July, in the evening! #sharkweek #discovery #greatwhite #bigbaldnarrator #thankschum
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Big news from your favorite #adventurevo coming soon! But here’s a hint. 🦈🦈🤯#sharkweek #discovery
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Wheels down on the #tandem at 0700 and it was already hot. This was my #awesomewife and me at the halfway mark—almost 25 miles. Let me say that the second half sucked. But she was literally behind me all the way, pushing me. I alternated between #gratitude and #annoyance, depending how hilly the road was. Still a long way to go to get ready for the #seagullcentury in October. But we’ll get there. #neednewbikeshorts #lesshillsplease #ridingonthesurfaceofthesun #adventurevo
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So there I was… trying to fly home. Standing 6’ 3” I don’t consider myself really tall. However, sometimes I am forced to be in places designed for people significantly shorter than me. Showers in #Manhattan are one place (I am@convinced you cannot be taller than 5’ to work in the NYC Shower Installer Union—explains why #Mario is so short). This #airplane is another. I can’t even walk upright down the aisle. And getting into the seat was an act of #contorsion itself. (Though on a lighter note, Charm is looking more massive than usual in this picture—and yes, that is a copy of Phillip Screwdriver: Thunder Bowl in my other hand. Almost done with #edits. Will be published before #baltimorecomiccon ). #adventurevo #badposture
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Growing up, I always looked forward to reading #thephantom in the #comics page. A dude in a purple costume running around fighting pirates on the coast of Africa from his headquarters in the Skull Cave. Imagine my surprise, when out on a #jog on #Mackinac that we literally run across what must be The Phantom’s summer home! #theghostwhowalks #adventurevo #ithoughtitwasbigger
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This week’s #adventure took two planes, a ferry, and a #tandem bike to get these tasty beverages at Grand Hotel on Mackinac (the last c is silent) Island. Gorgeous view from the World’s Longest Porch! We’ve already #cycled around the island. Tomorrow, before my #VO session, a jog up to the Skull Cave! #grandhotel #travel #adventurevo
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#tbt I went to the land #downunder in 2013. This is one of my favorite moments from the trip. This big #kangaroo, who I called Arnold, was so cool, he let me put my #discoverychannel cap on him—in exchange for a treat of course. #crikey #adventurevo
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