Trying out the @stonecold_316 look for a week or so. Definitely looks better on him. But it keeps the #moneymaker wrapped in fur. Not that anybody sees me during the day. #volife #adventurevo #itsnotcompletelygray
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Either that or they were trying to mess with me 😳🤡🤯 #adventurevo #volife #areyouondrugs
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Brought in some tasty #doughnuts for my #discovery production team as a “thank you” for an #awesome year. Now we are all feeling the #sugarcrash and laying on the floor. Good thing we got the #vo done first. #thanksgiving #adventurevo #emptycarbs #tasty
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Kicking it in the new #VO booth in my DC studio! Took a while. Had to build out a closet by two feet. Worth it tho. Plenty of space for this #bigbaldnarrator And my #dog likes to sleep in there when I’m not using it. #wharfdc #volife #boothdog #sennheiser #adventurevo
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Well that’s the end of this cycle of #germanvolumetraining . If you’ll pardon the indulgence, I think it was largely successful. Now, on to the #russianmethod (no, not steroids)! 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼 #gratuitousbicepshot #bodybuilding #adventurevo #bigbaldnarrator #gunshow
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Notice the sign my weirdly lit hand is pointing at? I put that sign in the #vo booth I use at @discovery back in May, requesting other talents to sign it. So far it’s just me. So either every other VO who has been in there is a stuck-up #douche, or Discovery built this state of the art booth just for little ole moi. 😜#itsgoodtobetheking #adventurevo
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Staring down the barrel of the @neumann.berlin U87 this morning at @discovery. I named him Hoff.
Me: Get ready, you beautiful machine!
Hoff: For what?
Me: I’m about to bring it!
Hoff: And they say we Germans are intense… Lighten up, liebchen!
#adventurevo #narrator #volife #donthasslethehoff
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Ode to my RayBans
RayBan aviators have been part of wardrobe since high school. Maverick and Magnum both rocked them; I rocked them all the way through my tour of duty in the Marines. And after. Went hang gliding, boating, off-roading, zip lining, running, and chilling. I’ve even included them in my branding as the Adventure VO. My favorite pair is the RB8301, all black. I prefer that one because it has carbon arms that don’t press against my temples but stay snug on my face. Plus I look damn good sportin’ them—if I say so myself! Sadly though, my black aviators have vanished. After countless fun and adventures here and abroad, I think I left them at a restaurant when it started storming a few weeks ago. Went back and asked, of course, but nobody recalls seeing them. the last picture I have of them on my big bald head is the picture I took for #sharkweek Now I’ve got to go see if I can locate a new pair somewhere. Not much luck online. Wherever they are, I hope those RayBans are having as much fun with their new owner as they did with me! #rayban #adventurevo @ray.bans__ #shades #travel #myfutureissobright
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Stepping into my own person #VO booth at the mothership @discovery to narrate some #promos. The sky is blue for a welcome change. #clearskies #adventurevo #seriouslyImTheOnlyOneWhoUsesTheBooth #bigbaldnarrator
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Today’s adventure: Hanging with my co-author Tim at #baltimorecomiccon selling books one and two in the Phillip Screwdriver, last of the real men private investigators series! Book three is in the works. Stop by if you’re around! #author #selfpublished #lookingforarealpublisher #maybeanimated #hats #filmnoir #parody #donttakeittooseriously #adventurevo
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